taylorswift here’s song number two in the tune of stay stay stay, you’re welcome
follow follow follow (me), I’ve been loving you for quite some time time time, you think I’m so funny cause I am am am, I think that it’s best if you please follow (me)
LOVE YA LONG TIME BABY CAKES (idk why I called you that I’m sorry)
*leaked a picture of Taylor from an unknown photoshoot*
alexander goldshmidt: no one is ready for this new era. a storm is coming.
kristin kruz: taylor swift will debut new music just for us at the iheartradio music festival.
taylor nation: *dms random fans for something unknown*
e! news: swift is planning an “explosive” performance for the VMAs […] it’s not a collaboration with another singer.
taylorswift maybe if i send you lyrics to your own songs you’ll follow me…???
*tune of white horse*
here i am on my bloggg, begging for a follow, begging for you, just like i always wanted but you’re so sorryyyyy, cause I’m not a princess, this ain’t a fairytale, I’m not the blog you’ll click follow on (I can’t think of any other witty lyrics but that was pretty great right????)
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.